While thinking about Tuesday's game against Ohio State, I was struck like I walked through a plate-glass window by the observation that, although Deshaun Thomas is clearly OSU's most valuable player, Michigan fans didn't experience massive
schadenfreude in seeing him lose. Instead, we were filled with glee to see
Aaron Craft lying on the floor in defeat. Part of the reason I find Craft so annoying is that he's the beneficiary and victim of Ecksteinism, or "scrappy white guy media affection." Another part of the reason is that his aggressive defense always makes you wonder, "How on earth was that not a foul?"
I'm not going to try and quantify media overexposure in this post. What I'm going to try to do here is use nothing but
freely-avaiable statistics to try and predict which players in Big Ten men's basketball inspire the most hatred in opposing fanbases solely by the way they play. I downloaded data for all Big Ten men's players this season, including conference and non-conference games through February 7, and then eliminated the players who haven't seen the court for at least 100 minutes. This left a dataset of 113 players for which I attempted to determine "The Four Factors of Hate."
The first factor I came up, inspired by Craft, is
steals per personal foul. There are two kinds of players who can rack up the steals and not the fouls: the player who never gets whistled for overaggressive defense and the player who is actually really good at stealing the ball. Both of those players will drive you crazy when there's on the other team. Here's the leaderboard for ST/PF:
| Rank | Player | Team | ST/PF |
| 1 | Tim Frazier | PSU | 1.125 |
| 2 | Austin Hollins | MINN | 1.023 |
| 3 | Branden Dawson | MSU | 1.000 |
| 4 | Victor Olapido | IND | 0.931 |
| 5 | Aaron Craft | OSU | 0.860 |
| 6 | Shannon Scott | OSU | 0.857 |
| 7 | Julian Welch | MINN | 0.818 |
| 8 | D.J. Richardson | ILL | 0.809 |
| 9T | Josh Oglesby | IOWA | 0.800 |
| 9T | Joe Coleman | MINN | 0.800 |
The second factor is the
ability to draw fouls. Sports Reference College Basketball doesn't have this listed as a stat, so I estimated it with the formula ADF = Free Throw Attempts/(Minutes Played * Usage %). This stat favors the frontcourt, with centers and forwards occupying eight of the top nine spots. Two factors in and it's clear Penn State really misses Tim Frazier.
| Rank | Player | Team | ADF |
| 1 | Amir Williams | OSU | 1.268 |
| 2 | Aaron White | IOWA | 1.080 |
| 3 | Tim Frazier | PSU | 1.020 |
| 4 | Cody Zeller | IND | 1.006 |
| 5 | Trevor Mbakwe | MINN | 0.972 |
| 6 | Andre Ingram | MINN | 0.894 |
| 7 | Abodunrin Gabriel Olaseni | IOWA | 0.861 |
| 8 | Maurice Walker | MINN | 0.852 |
| 9 | Melsahn Basabe | IOWA | 0.801 |
| 10 | Pat Ingram | IOWA | 0.793 |
The third factor measures
three-point specialization: it's the fraction of made field goals that are three-pointers, of 3FG/FG. A whopping 92% of Penn State's Nick Colella's made shots are from outside the arc, almost 14% more that #2 Josh Oglesby.
| Rank | Player | Team | 3FG/FG |
| 1 | Nick Colella | PSU | 0.920 |
| 2 | Josh Oglesby | IOWA | 0.784 |
| 3T | Kale Abrahamson | NU | 0.733 |
| 3T | Travis Trice | MSU | 0.733 |
| 5 | Maurice Creek | IND | 0.727 |
| 6 | D.J. Byrd | PUR | 0.712 |
| 7 | George Marshall | WISC | 0.700 |
| 8 | Jordan Hulls | IND | 0.667 |
| 9 | Nik Stauskas | MICH | 0.624 |
| 10 | Maverick Ahamnisi | MINN | 0.600 |
After the jump, read about the fourth factor and see the leaderboards of hate.