Seal Block Week 3: Hot Chicks Rule the SEC

As we investigate the officials seals of each conference, we should maintain conference rankings. Due to the sheer WTF-ery at the bottom of the B1G, the ACC is currently in first place, with the B1G in second. This week we tackle the SEC. Due to their superior conference speed, I am filing this report from the Canadian Rockies. Even if SEC partisans are filled with rage, I think their speed will fade by the time they get to Alberta, and they also won't be able to bring their guns with them. As we rank the SEC seals, we're going to set some rules as to what makes a good seal and a good graphic identify in the Internet era.