|I thought Simpsonized Dantonio looked more like Seymour Skinner.|
My wife said Frank Grimes. You make the call!
He'll sting you with his dreams of bowl games and good times.
His twisted twin obsessions are his hatred of Michigan
And hiding his players' crimes.
He'll welcome you into his lair,
Like Jim Tressel welcomes a new vest.
With free second chances and a bail bond in case of arrest!
But beware of his scholarship offers,
And his couches that emanate smoke,
And on Fridays the lunchroom serves pig's blood and burgers and Coke!
He hates Brady Hoke!