Monday, March 31, 2008
HSR on Treehouse Fort
Sunday, March 30, 2008
Best Bet
There are some people who love gambling on sports, any kind of sports. Vegas has their own testaments to them, but I'm not part of that group. A $5 NCAA pool, sure, but that's about it. In January, I came as close as I ever have to putting down a real bet on a team.
After watching the first half of the season, watching all of those freshmen come together, watching them open the season by taking down BC, sweeping the College Hockey Showcase, and then coming through in double-overtime to claim our first GLI crown in a decade, I started having dangerous thoughts. And after the thrashings we administered to Western, I couldn't take it anymore. I bought myself a flight to Denver.
I can't believe it paid off. I can easily believe in this team, but so often you run into a hot goalie or you have an off night. But we got a favorable draw for once and played with focus and dedication. I don't have a ticket to the games yet, but I have a connection to work and there's always StubHub. One way or another, I'm going to get in that building. The team we have here is something special and I'm not going to miss a chance like this one.
Update: My brother and I are now the proud owners of a pair of Frozen Four tickets. Who else is going to Denver?
College Hockey Closer: The CCHA is Bound for Denver
Michigan 2, Clarkson 0 Late in the first, the Wolverines began a parade to the penalty box, and continued it well into the second. From the 15:00 point of the first until the same mark in the second, Wolverine defensemen took 5 minors, while Clarkson only took 1. But the penalty kill unit proved to be up to the task. At the end of the period, Kolarik had another breakaway stopped, and then he and Porter had a two-on-none, but ran out of real estate before they could settle the puck. No matter. In the first minute of the third, Kolarik passed to Paciorretty, who found Porter down low all alone. Porter took a few steps and buried a backhand five-hole on Leggio to gain a little breathing room.
The Knights showed their growing frustration by taking four consecutive minors of their own. Michigan even had a stretch of over a minute of 5-on-3 action, but couldn't slip another one by Leggio. The powerplays served mainly as a way for Michigan to run some more time off the clock. Then, just so things could get really interesting, Steve Kampfer took his third penalty of the night with 3:01 left in the game, nullifying a Michigan powerplay. Then, Carl Hagelin surprisingly took a tripping call, leaving Michigan to fight off a 5-on-3 as Clarkson pulled their goalie, and then a 6-on-3 when Clarkson's initial penalty expired. Billy Sauer made his best stops of the night when they were needed most. He made about five saves in 7 seconds at one point to preserve the shutout, as the Wolverines ran out the clock to punch their ticket for the program's first Frozen Four since 2003. Highlights.
Notre Dame 3, Michigan State 1 Miami 3, Air Force 2 Boston College 5, Minnesota 2 Wisconsin 6, Denver 2 North Dakota 5, Princeton 1
It was a tightly-fought game, and both goalies had some huge stops, but the Wolverines are headed to Denver as the first qualifier for the Frozen Four. In the first period, the teams traded power-play opportunities, and finally it was Aaron Palushaj who capitalized for Michigan at the 14:23 mark. Palushaj took a pass from Kevin Porter, skated in on Leggio, waited for him to commit, then skated behind the net for the wrap-around, the same play that Kolarik used on Northern last Friday. The period ended 1-0, but both teams had plenty of other opportunities. Clarkson was most dangerous close in, trying to get an ugly goal off a loose puck, but Sauer came up with key stops and the defense managed to get the puck out of danger before the Golden Knights could put it in. On the other end of the ice, Leggio stoned Kolarik on a breakaway.
In the all-CCHA, all-upset West Regional Final match-up, defending national champion Michigan State looked to return to the Frozen Four, while Notre Dame looked for its first Frozen Four in program history. After a first period that reflected a lulling phase, Notre Dame struck first in the second period, on a goal by Christian Hanson. Old time hockey at its best. Michigan State, however, dusted itself off and less than seven minutes later tied it up on a Justin Abdelkader goal. Notre Dame looked like it had grabbed some late momentum in the second period on an Evan Rankin goal, but it was called off when it was ruled that Kevin Deeth's presence in the crease prevented Jeff Lerg from playing the puck. A tense third period followed, with Irish captain Mark Van Guilder beat Lerg over his left shoulder to make it 2-1. An insurance marker by Teddy Ruth less than two minutes later, and the Notre Dame Fighting Irish were able to claim the West Regional Championship, a trip to Denver, and a national semi-final showdown with Michigan.
Once again, the Falcons threaten a top seed, but can't hold on at the end. Miami scored just 19 seconds into the game, but then Air Force's Andrew Volkening stepped up huge to keep the Falcons in the game. The Falcons came back to score two goals in the second period, one by last year's Hobey Hat-Trick member Eric Ehn, while the RedHawks were frustrated by missed opportunities. Volkening made a phenomenal mid-air stick save early in the period, when, after going down to make the original save on a Ray Eichenlaub slap-shot, Jarod Palmer looked to have a wide-open net for the rebound. Instead, lying on his chest, Volkening managed to just barely lift his stick into the path of the puck, deflecting it in mid-air into the post. In the third, the RedHawks threw everything they had at Air Force. They seemed to have a slam-dunk on one, but the bouncing rebound jumped over not one but two sticks. Finally, with under 5:00 left in regulation, Carter Camper had a tap-in rebound land right on his stick to send the game to OT. The Falcons had a two-on-one in OT, but couldn't fool Jeff Zatkoff, when Justin Mercier froze a defender and got his shot past Volkening.
The first NCAA matchup between the perennial hockey powers since 1990, the story of this game can be summed up in the strangeness of the last five minutes of the third period. With the Eagles leading 4-1 after third period goals from Pat Gannon and Joe Whitney, Minnesota scored what looked to be a power play goal to narrow the gap to 4-2, but while the goal light went on, CCHA referee Brian Aaron waved it off. 162 seconds ticked off the clock before a stoppage in play thanks to an empty net goal by BC. After review, however, it was determined that Ben Gordon's shot had, in fact, gone in the net and rebounded off the back of the goal and straight out. The goal counted, but it was too little, too late for the Gophers, as Boston College got an empty netter and the right to play #1 seeded Miami in the Northeast Regional Final today. The victory was the 800th in Boston College coach Jerry York's career.
The Badgers came into the game against Denver facing long odds: They'd slipped into the tournament as a controversial at-large bid with a losing record, Denver was the WCHA tournament champion, and the Pioneers were an imposing 11-1-2 all-time at the Kohl Center. Playing in front of the big home crowd, the Badgers struck first as Michael Davies put home a rebound from Jamie McBain that caught Denver's Peter Mannino out of position. The Badgers pushed their lead to 2-0 when McBain deflected a shot from the point, but Denver got on the board when Dustin Jackson forced goalie Shane Connelly to commit low before going top shelf. The second stanza ended 2-1, setting the stage for a wild third. Cody Goloubef's one-timer 9:19 in hit the post, then deflected in off Mannino's back. Just a minute later, John Mitchell found himself on a breakaway and beat Mannino stick-side to stake the Badgers to a 4-1 lead. The Pioneers didn't go away quietly, as Tom May beat Shane Connelly to cut it to 4-2, but Davies took a cue from Mitchell and scored on his own breakaway at 14:38. The desperate Pioneers lifted Mannino with almost 4:00 left in the game, but Davis Drewiske capped the game with an empty-netter at 17:14 and Denver conceded the victory.
The Fighting Sioux helped showcase their Hobey Baker finalist netminder Jean-Philippe Lamoureux while roaring past ECAC playoff champion Princeton 5-1 in their opening round NCAA Regional matchup in Madison. The Sioux, the national #3 seed took just 18 shots to 39 for the Tigers, but made the most of them, scoring five times, including a pair of empty netters, and a hat trick from Ryan Duncan. The Sioux looked like one of the best teams in the country; even as the Tigers gave them their best shots, they could not beat Lamoureux until there were 33 seconds left in the match. North Dakota now faces #3 seed Wisconsin, playing on their home ice at the Kohl Center, in the Midwest Regional Final today.
Saturday, March 29, 2008
College Hockey Closer: A Good Night For the CCHA
It was an exciting opening day of tournament action. Both WCHA teams that played on Friday lost, and Michigan was the only higher seed to advance.
Michigan 5, Niagara 1 Notre Dame 7, New Hampshire 3 Clarkson 2, St. Cloud State 1 Michigan State 3, Colorado College 1
Things started slowly in this game with a scoreless first period and Michigan not playing anywhere near its crispest hockey of the season, but Max Pacioretty got the Maize and Blue on the scoreboard in the first minute of the second period, tallying on a power-play carried over from the first. From that point on, it was all Kevin Porter. Porter made an emphatic statement to those who doubted his Hobey Baker worthiness by putting in the next four goals. His first was a great sequence from Pacioretty to Kolarik to Porter, and the final one was an empty-netter. Highlights.
I'll admit it: After New Hampshire scored in the first minute of the game, I turned and said "Game over." I didn't believe the Irish were going to get more than one past New Hampshire's Kevin Regan, Hobey Baker finalist and the unanimous Hockey East Player of the Year. Not without Condra, and not with the way ND had been playing since January. Wow, was I ever wrong. The Irish slipped five past Regan and added a pair of empty-netters to send the University of No Hardware back to Durham.
And the Huskies go home winless once more. Clarkson held them to a single even-strength goal, keep St. Cloud' potent power-play off the score sheet despite six opportunities. The Huskies jumped out to a 1-0 lead 4:08 into the second on a 40-footer from Garrett Raboin, but it was Clarkson's power-play unit that sent a bloop deflection into the
St. Cloud net. And then 4:58 into the third, Shea Guthrie put a backhand into the top shelf for the game-winner. St. Cloud had its chances in the third, but couldn't connect to get one past Dave Leggio.
Another game scoreless after one period, MSU looked comfortable out on the big ice of Colorado College, though neither team held much of an edge. Play had been frequently interrupted, as each team took six minutes in penalties. It was the Spartans who were able to take advantage in the second, scoring on a pair of power-play chances. Then, with 9.6 seconds left on the clock, MSU won a faceoff deep in the CC zone to put what looked like the dagger past Richard Bachman. But the Tigers weren't done yet. They finally solved Lerg 12:00 into the third to make it 3-1 and kept applying pressure, but couldn't get anything else by him.
Thursday, March 27, 2008
2008 NCAA Hockey Previews: East Regional
Here at HSR, this is our favorite time of the year. It's the start of the NCAA hockey tournament with Michigan in position to make a run to the Frozen Four. Throughout the week, we'll be posting capsule previews for the entire field that will only by accident give you any real knowledge about the team. For actual hockey info, head over to INCH's preview of this region. TV schedules can be found at CHN
Finally, ALL of the capsule previews can be found in this PDF. Thanks for reading.
East Regional – Times Union Center, Albany, NY
Young Lions The Red Baron In 1984, the Michigan hockey program was in a dire state. John Giordano had simply taken over after Dan Farrell retired from coaching to pursue a career in finance and the team had slumped into the lower ranks of the CCHA. This time, legendary athletic director Don Canham was finally able to get Berenson to agree to take over the program after pursuing him for years. Berenson claims that, had he known how long the revival would take, he probably wouldn't have accepted the job. It took until 1987-88 before the Wolverines could claim a winning season and until 1991 before they made a return to the NCAA tournament. But since regaining that plateau, Michigan has now set an NCAA record with its active streak of 18 consecutive tournament appearances. Berenson has now coached 1,007 games with the Wolverines with a 642-297-68 record (including NCAA championships in '96 and '98), good enough for second all-time in both categories to Boston University's Jack Parker. Furthermore, Red has coached over 40% of all games that the Michigan hockey team has played in its history. He's also the owner of the only 30-win seasons in Michigan hockey history, and his teams have earned eleven of them. Thank You, Seniors |
A Tradition of Excellence and Opportunity and Freezing
We'll Just Make It Up As We Go Along
Let's Go Hockey
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A Workman That Needeth Not to be Ashamed Good Knight Rules are Made to be Broken |
That All May Know You Tremendous Upside Potential Last Dance? |
2008 NCAA Hockey Previews: Northeast Regional
Here at HSR, this is our favorite time of the year. It's the start of the NCAA hockey tournament with Michigan in position to make a run to the Frozen Four. Throughout the week, we'll be posting capsule previews for the entire field that will only by accident give you any real knowledge about the team. For actual hockey info, head over to INCH's preview of this region. TV schedules can be found at CHN
Northeast Regional – DCU Center, Worcester, MA
Darling, Don't You Go and Cut Your Hair
You'd Think "Ricoville" Would Be Somewhere in Jersey
Musical Director: Vanilla Ice
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On Notice!
Not on the Schedule: Prometheus
Coincidentally, Its Theme Song is Also "How Do You Talk To An Angel"
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Does Kangas Wear Roos?
Back to the Future
Star-Crossed
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Hensick's Revenge
V for Victory
Stretching the Definition
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Wednesday, March 26, 2008
2008 NCAA Hockey Previews: West Regional
Here at HSR, this is our favorite time of the year. It's the start of the NCAA hockey tournament with Michigan in position to make a run to the Frozen Four. Throughout the week, we'll be posting capsule previews for the entire field that will only by accident give you any real knowledge about the team. For actual hockey info, head over to INCH's preview of this region. TV schedules can be found at CHN
West Regional – World Arena, Colorado Springs, CO
Radja, Regan, over and out.
Live Free or Die
Horrible Single Use Dress, Flowers, Killer Heels, yep we're all set to go here.
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We've Been Saving These Up
Strike Up the Band! Wait, Scratch That.
Like Nothing Else at the World
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You're Welcome
The Goaltender From Omicron-Persei 8
It's Either Carbon Monoxide Poisoning or MSU Has a Third-Period Lead
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Our Life, Our Sweetness, and Our Hope
Righting the Ship
He's Out of Control!
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Stuff Maize and Blue People Like
Dead Silence
Jingling Our Keys
Activism
Tradition
Jimmy John's
The East Coast
Being Better Than You
Tom Brady After He Won the Super Bowl
John Cooper
Homework
The Color "Maize"
Hockey
Michigan State
Wine & Cheese
House Parties
Big Ten Burrito
Zingerman's
Rent
Free Beer At Parties
Ignoring Traffic Laws
Talking About Things That Aren't Appalachian State
Not Losing
Illinois in '99. Purdue in 2000. Minnesota in '05. Everyone remembers the epic, agonizing defeats and rivalry games, but Maize and Blue people can't even let go of the mundane ones. We hate losing. At every point in a Michigan blowout victory, there's a point where we say a quiet prayer of thanks that the team probably won't spectacularly blow this one. We expect to win everything, and it just seems embarrassing when that doesn't come to pass.
Since the late '80's, the only thing I've heard my dad say inside the Big House was when he grumbled something about "catch the goddamn ball, for chrissakes" during this year's Ohio State game. Sometimes older fans manage to clap, but this is rare. Maize and Blue people over the age of 35 prefer to sit in total silence, gritting their teeth as they prepare for the team to let them down again, because the team has something against them, personally. Maize and Blue people have a shockingly high incidence of early strokes.
Michigan fans are now instructed by the scoreboard to pull out their keys and wave them around on third down when the team is on defense so as to create noise on this key play. Nothing says "intimidation" quite like the sound 23,357 rustling keys drifting over the football field like far-away sleigh bells.
It wouldn't be Ann Arbor if someone wasn't complaining about something. The LGBTers are complaining about Quickie Burger's busty sign, SOLE is organizing another endless teach-in about sweatshop labor, BAMN is trying to roll back the ban on affirmative action, and somebody else is yelling about Palestine, the Iraq war, Afghanistan, the Afghan Whigs, Afghans, Afghans, and Afghanistanis with AIDS. In the last decade, the University fought two major affirmative action cases (Gratz and Grutter) all the way to the Supreme Court, winning a victory for the Law School's admissions policy and quietly sweeping the points system employed by the College of Literature, Science & the Arts under the table. The 5.6% of enrollees in the 2007 freshmen class who are African American blend with the suburban white kids from Chicago, the suburban white kids from New York, and the Asian kids from all over in the rich tapestry of student life.
If there's one thing Maize and Blue people prize above all else, it's Tradition. The varsity football team played its first game in 1879, Fielding Yost came to town in 1901, and Michigan Stadium hosted its first game in 1927. Maize and Blue people will ramble on about their "13 national championships", even though only one of them came after 1948 and it was a split title. Traditions include: Winged helmets, no in-stadium advertising, touching the GO BLUE banner, anything Bo Schembechler ever said, "The Victors", calling "The Victors" "Hail to the Victors", winning the Big Ten, losing the Rose Bowl, Ron Kramer, having an offense that's a decade past its expiration date, and pretending that beating Minnesota is worth a trophy. Losing to Ohio State at the end of the season is a relatively recent innovation and is not yet a tradition. However, if you told Maize and Blue people that the Wolverines and the Michigan State Normal School had fought over a chamber pot in their 1896 game, Maize and Blue people would immediately adopt their series with Eastern Michigan as a traditional rivalry (All-time record: Michigan 8, Eastern 0).
If you find yourself in Ann Arbor on Central Campus, you can walk to the Jimmy John's on South University, the one on State St, the one at Packard and Hill, the one on Anne, or take the bus to the one up on Plymouth Rd near North Campus, because God forbid you should be more than 7 minutes away from Free Smells! and Subs So Fast You'll Freak. Jimmy John's has managed to join Borders as the rare chain embraced by Ann Arbor, which both have done by pretending to be anything but the corporate entity they are. Maize and Blue people can tell you exactly which sandwich is their favorite by number and will then have absolutely no idea what is on said sandwich when asked.
The first thing a Michigan graduate does upon receiving his/her diploma is flee the state. The prospect of a pillowy soft job in the auto industry used to be enough to persuade some Maize and Blue people to cancel their plans of moving to/back to the East Coast, but its collapse has freed everyone to follow their dreams of sharing a closet-sized Williamsburg apartment with seven hipster douchebags. Getting shot "back East" in DC is much more glamorous than getting shot in Detroit.
Maize and Blue people like to tell everyone that they went to Michigan. Except for the ones who didn't go to Michigan, and there are a lot of them. But the Maize and Blue people who did will find ways to remind you constantly that they went to Michigan, and that it was hard. Really hard. It was hard to get into, and it was hard work while they were there, and the reward for that is telling anyone and everyone who will listen (and even those who won't) how much better a human being they are because they went to Michigan. They will use this to look down on and/or mock your school, its alumni, its fanbase, and its athletes. If you bring up anything unpleasant, such as facts, they will switch to the "Everyone does it" defense and change the subject to what awful thugs those Buckeyes are.
Maize and Blue people swell with pride when it comes to talking about the most successful NFL skill position player ever to come out of Michigan, New England Patriots quarterback/dreamboat/celebrity baby daddy Tom Brady. They will fondly recall, often with a small tear, the '99 team that would've won a championship if not for Evil Drew Henson, Brady's four TDs in the 2000 Orange Bowl, and their disappointment when he fell to the sixth round of the NFL Draft. What they will fail to mention is that a majority of fans were openly rooting for Henson to be named the starter during both the 1998 and 1999 seasons, and that the Orange Bowl victory only came on a blown extra point by Alabama in overtime, and that they were surprised when he was even selected in the Draft. But those are just pesky details that get in the way of a fine story. And Maize and Blue people hate when that happens.
Maize and Blue people are a little ashamed to admit this, but they probably like John Cooper a little more than the like Lloyd Carr. The reasoning is simple: Lloyd was like your dad; you saw him every day, he was a good hard-working guy, and while he'd slip up occasionally, you still were proud that he was your dad. But John Cooper was like your uncle by marriage who you only saw at Thanksgiving, and every year when he came over he brought you a new toy. Not just like a new board game, no, he'd buy you the brand new Sega Genesis, or one year, a Wii when nobody else could find one. Sure, you love your dad, but your uncle is bribing you with gifts your dad would never give you (even if you knew your dad was probably chipping in to help your uncle buy it). Then, a few years ago, your aunt left him for a heartless bastard who came to Thanksgiving and kicked you in the groin when you answered the door and spent the rest of Thanksgiving hectoring your dad until you went to your room and cried yourself to sleep. So, you really can't blame Maize and Blue people for loving John Cooper. He was a gravy train that was derailed too soon.
As a school with a high population of overachievers, Maize and Blue people take their fun seriously. We come prepared with a set of talking points on all the subjects we think are going to come up. If there is a set of questions, we will answer them in numerical order while consulting the notes we took on the subject. If there's video, someone will break it down and twelve people will write about it.
It's Maize and Blue. Maize. Yes, like corn. We're going to have to insist on this one. Yes, the alma mater is "The Yellow & Blue". No, we don't know how that one happened. Besides, nobody knows any of the words to that one but the "HAIL!" in the middle. One more time: Maize. Maize.
As Maize and Blue people move from the disappointment that is inevitable in the Big Ten football season, they have a choice on how to get through the long, depressing winters in Michigan. They can spend their days in the morgue known as Crisler Arena, watching the basketball team flail its way through another season, reminded of what once was, but is mostly erased from the record books, or they can make their way over to Yost Ice Arena (Yes, the hockey and basketball teams both play in arenas named for football coaches) and watch Michigan's hockey team, where they can spend their winter watching the team look amazing at times, then look disinterested against a lesser opponent, take a mind-boggling loss, and inevitably blow it in the post-season. So Maize and Blue people choose hockey. To most of them, it feels like home. Except for some reason, the people in the stands are surly, profane, and loud. And sometimes there's Frankenberry.
Winston Smith may have ended up loving Big Brother, but Maize and Blue people love Little Brother. No other fanbase has such an inferiority complex when it comes to Michigan, and it's always so easy to push their buttons. They try to get us to care about how good they are at basketball, but it's hard to pay attention when we've beaten them six times in a row in the sport we care about. Sometimes it's a savage beating, sometimes a last-second kick in the groin, but it always leaves them wallowing in petulant agony. It's unpleasant for a whole year when they actually do win (usually by cheating), but mostly it's John L. Smith slapping himself and Bobby Williams not knowing whether he's lost his team. And when they call us "scUM" on their message boards, it's just too adorable.
It's a stereotype for a reason. The closer you get to the stadium, the more likely you are to see a luxury SUV with the tailgate up, shading a dainty little cheese platter sitting on the table next to a moderately-priced pinot noir and a 64-year-old man snoozing in a folding chair. His kids (who went to Calvin and Adrian) are cleaning out the microbrews in the cooler before moving on to the Labatt they bought at the Blue Front as a backup.
With the stadium under a mile from the student ghetto south of Central Campus, students at Michigan don't tailgate. Tailgates are for old people who drove in from somewhere like Grand Rapids or Troy. But every house on Division or State or Hill is having a party with a beer pong table on the front lawn. All of them will play "99 Problems", and the frat with the beach volleyball court will play "Block Rockin' Beats" at 10:30 like clockwork, because it's still 1997.
SEC Burrito may be quicker, but Maize and Blue people love Big Ten Burrito. The Big Ten Conference sued its tortilla-based namesake and forced a name change in 2007. As such, the franchise is now officially known as the redundant "BTB Burrito". "Committee on Institutional Cooperation Burrito" didn't have the same ring to it, and may have provoked another lawsuit.
The venerable local deli pioneered the $14 artisan sandwich in the '80's. There is no actual Zingerman; founders Paul Saginaw and Ari Weinzweig just wanted a name more Jewish than "Saginaw" and less so than "Weinzweig"*. Students don't actually eat there unless their parents are in town, but once they become alumni, Maize and Blue people wax nostalgic about $8.97 for soup.
*--(I swear I saw this in a Daily article that I can't find at the moment)
Living in a house in Ann Arbor gives you two options: Pay a reasonable monthly rent and live in absolute squalor, or pay roughly the equivalent of a down payment on a new house to live somewhere suitable. There is a third variable -- distance -- which factors in with this simple formula:
Do you pay less than $500 a month for your room?
AND
Do you live within a 10-minute walk from campus?
IF YES:
You're lying
OR
The ceiling of your kitchen is rotting through and it's going to start raining bathroom floor tiles soon.
Leases are signed ten months before you move in, and few students know enough about their legal rights to pursue shady landlords. On the other hand, some students treat their houses in such a way that not getting their security deposit back is considered a good deal.
A vastly underrated aspect of Maize & Blue people's night life comes with this open-arms attitude: You will never be asked to pony up that $5 for a cup. Instead, you are expected to pay it forward, and continue the tradition when you live in a house. If you do charge for cups, you are a pretentious jerk, and next time you can expect people to click "not attending" on Facebook. There is no cynical drawback or punch line to this one. This unspoken rule really is that great.
Maize and Blue people's sense of entitlement extends to the roads they walk across. That crosswalk signal? That's for grandparents and blind people. (Seriously. The signals make a little pinging noise.) To show your true Maize & Blue pride, simply step out in front of that Subaru Outback knowing that nobody will hit a pedestrian. Intersections are below them. The shortest distance between two points is the straight line they're walking, no matter what obstacles are in the way. Or might be in the way at their current 30mph trajectory. Despite this, drivers who fail to reciprocate with impossibly quick reflexes, patience, or tolerance aren't above a honk or crude finger from time
to time. But come on. You're driving in front of two dorms between classes. What the hell did you think would happen?
Yeah.
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Hobey Hijack
I'm shocked (shocked!) to hear that the online voting for the Hobey Baker has been cracked by bots. USCHO's Jim Connelly reports on his blog that RIT's Simon Lambert and Miami's Ryan Jones have each received more than 200,000 votes, compared to Kevin Porter's 3,994 as of this morning. Frankly, I'm terribly disappointed. Why do we even have a Computer Science building if we're going to be shown up like this?
Meanwhile, the Niagara Gazette and the Buffalo News has the Niagara team's reactions to drawing Michigan in the first round.
Finally, to ensure that we are completely cursed, Bob Norton and Sean Ritchlin both picked us to win the tournament on the selection show and the final USCHO/CSTV poll has us as #1.
2008 NCAA Hockey Previews: Midwest Regional
Here at HSR, this is our favorite time of the year. It's the start of the NCAA hockey tournament with Michigan in position to make a run to the Frozen Four. Throughout the week, we'll be posting capsule previews for the entire field that will only by accident give you any real knowledge about the team. For actual hockey info, head over to INCH's preview of this region. TV schedules can be found at CHN
Midwest Regional – Kohl Center, Madison, WI
The Fighting Sioux
The Sound of Settling
Ralph Engelstadt Loved His Hostile Or Abusive Mascot
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Soviet Relations Experts Are Surely in High Demand
Ex-Pats
Young Pioneers
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The Wisconsin Idea
It's Not As Important As You Think
Mushroom! Mushroom!
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Not a Clown College
Flyboy
Dancing Days
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Sources
Wikipedia
College Hockey News
North Dakota
St. Cloud Times, Denver Post, Indian Country, USA TodayDenver
Blue Ice: The Story of Michigan Hockey by John U. Bacon, DenverPioneers.com
Sunday, March 23, 2008
Albany!
Michigan is headed to Albany as the #1 overall seed in the NCAA hockey tournament, which is a little bit of a surprise. Most people had us headed to Madison, with the spectre of possibly facing Wisconsin on home ice in the second round looming, but the committee chose to send us to upstate New York. We have the Purple Eagles of Niagara in the first round. The other pair in the regional are St. Cloud State and Clarkson. On paper, this is the easiest regional out there, but anything can happen in the tournament.
Here at HSR, we're ridiculously excited about the tournament. Like last year we'll preview all four regionals this week in anticipation of Hockey Christmas. Seriously, we can't wait.
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
It's Comcastic!
Anybody know how to pull data off a Comcast DVR? Despite their best efforts, I did manage to record the game, including the brawl in the middle, and I'd like to put together some clips. A few notes:
Comcast was totally outclassed in its coverage by WOLV. Despite the security-camera quality available for a web broadcast, WOLV showed me the whole game. Comcast:
Didn't put the game in the channel guide, so I had to create a manual recording and hope.
Didn't start the game on time. Fifteen minutes into the supposed broadcast, they finally stopped showing a rebroadcast of a Plymouth Whalers game. When they finally started showing the Michigan game, Naurato had already scored.
Neglected to turn the sound on for the first 30 minutes of the game they actually showed. Right after the interviews at the first intermission, they finally got the sound back.
So the first 45 minutes of the broadcast featured stupid technical problems caused by incompetent staff on one end.
Kaufmann was just outside his crease when Palushaj ran him over. In theory, that's not a penalty, but you're getting called for that ten times out of ten.
Tristin Llewellyn's takedown puts him as suspect #1 in the "Who Injured Scooter Vaughan?" case.
Whichever "fan" went over to start something in the UNO parents' section should be banned from Yost for 5 years. Idiot.
Monday, March 17, 2008
More Important Things
Over in the WCHA this weekend, Minnesota and Minnesota State played a hard-fought, incredibly even first-round series. Every game went to overtime, and the Friday and Sunday games went to double OT. But in the middle of the second period of Sunday's game, hockey took a back seat.
Minnesota fourth-line forward Tom Pohl took an awkward hit, a high elbow, from Minnesota State's Jason Wiley. If it had happened along the high glass, it would've been two minutes in the box; no big deal. But Pohl and Wiley were up alongside the Minnesota bench. Pohl's helmet slipped off, his head slammed into the rail at the top of the dasher, and Pohl collapsed to the ice, bleeding.
The medical staff in Mankato reacted immediately to the scene, and play stopped for 13 minutes while they attended to Pohl, strapped him to a backboard, and wheeled him to a waiting ambulance. Everyone was worried about some sort of a spinal injury, since Pohl didn't seem to be moving his legs. All the broadcast team had to give out was that Pohl was conscious and talking, and that he was being treated for a broken nose and a cut on his face.
Pohl was taken to a Mankato hospital, and from there he was airlifted to the Mayo Clinic. He underwent surgery to stop bleeding in his brain and to stabilize his fractured skull. He remains in intensive care. Our thoughts and prayers go out to the Gophers and the Pohl family.
(One more thing: Mankato PA crew, you suck. I was watching this live, and you played music over this horrible scene. What, are Coldplay's "Clocks" and "Speed of Sound" somehow appropriate for this in some non-ironic way? FAIL.)
Saturday, March 15, 2008
Hockey: My Anti-Basketball
- Had twice as many goal scorers (8) as the basketball team (4)
- Had almost twice as many point scorers (16) as the basketball team (9)
- Scored 29% as many points as the basketball team
- Scored as many goals (10) as the basketball team made baskets
- On a higher shooting percentage (10/40 vs. 10/50)
- With a guy guarding the goal.
Friday, March 14, 2008
Wisconsin 51, Michigan 34
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
On The Origins Of The Victors
A post on mvictors discusses whether The Victors was "ripped off" from the 1898 march "Spirit of Liberty" by George Rosey.
The short and insufficient answer: The second trio of Spirit of Liberty sounds very similar to the trio of The Victors.
Listen for yourself around the 1:40 mark:
But does this constitute "ripping off," to use the parlance of our times? Interestingly, the song can be found on the album "Karussells of Europe," where its Amazon listing describes Spirit of Liberty as "traditional carousel tune."
Some guy on a forum posed the same question to the Library of Congress via their "ask a librarian" function, and got this answer:
"The Spirit of liberty march" was composed by George M. Rosey (AKA Rosenberg) and it was published in 1898. "The Victors" march was composed by Rosey's friend, Louis Elbel in 1899. The trio of "The Victors" is similar to the last section in Rosey's march which had been written a few months earlier. The two composers were reported to be good friends and the arrangement [Elbel's trio] was presumably made by mutual agreement.
Guy on a Forum isn't exactly a rock of journalistic integrity, but the LoC librarian gave his source as William H. Rehrig's "The Heritage encyclopedia of band music", published at Westerville, Ohio by Integrity Press, vols.1-2, in 1991, with a supplemental vol. 3, published in 1996.
So, yes, most of the melody of the chorus of The Victors is the same as the Spirit of Liberty march. Whether this constitutes deliberate plagiarism is largely irrelevant and debatable, both on the grounds that they were friends, and that this happened before the 1909 Copyright Act was passed.
Supposing it were corrected, it would be "The Victors, music by Louis Elbel and George M. Rosey, lyrics by Louis Elbel." Or, "The Victors, music by Louis Elbel, chorus inspired by a trio from "The Spirit of Liberty March" by George M. Rosey, aka Rosenberg, lyrics by Louis Elbel." Regardless, the lyrics are Elbel's, Rosey never called him out on it, and may have in fact given Elbel his blessing. If the Easter Bunny is dead, it's a good thing he gave his friend the recipe for Peeps a hundred years ago.